Last week "President" Hugo Chavez of oil rich Venezuela came to the United States to do stand-up at the United Nations. I actually found his comments about President Bush being "the devil" and the podium still resonating of "sulphur" to be quite funny. Not funny in the traditional stand-up comic way but in the "this guy stinks" way.
He obviously suscribes to the Charles Rangel and Al Sharpton School of Comedy website, because he sounded a lot like them using old worn out material found in the Deomcratic playbook.
He really showed a lot of class later when he took his gig to a Harlem street corner. I wonder if anyone put any quarters in his hat.
I think Bozo the clown is in trouble. Hmmm......www.unemployment.gov.ca/
There is also "talk" of possibly moving the UN from New York. Hmmmm......www.uhaul.com/.
Patriotism comes in many forms, on a certain NY university campus it comes in the form of inviting radical islamic fundamentalists, who happens to be a former "president of Iran" a forum to lecture the U.S. with a hate-Bush speech and then fanatically applaud him. Maybe Iran isn't such a bad place after all.......Hmmmm......www.unitedairlines.com/.
There seems to be a lot of people making references to a Bush-Hitler similiarity. So I have been racking my brain as to how the Patriot Act has eroded my civil rights. Okay so I can't call my mullah friends in the Middle East and get the Terrorist Guide to Retail Management. Ouch! Mr. Bush you are worse than Ming the Merciless! Hmmmm......www.DNC.com/.
How does a guy 5'4 become president of Iran? Hmmmm.....www.elevatorshoes.com/.
So we are going to prosecute Marines for killing some Iraqis in a very fuzzy situation. We create a professional killer and prosecute him when he does, because he made a call. The wrong one, possibly, but when is someone going to get the death penalty for the death of Pat Tillman (friendly fire) and for all the soldiers killed by IEDs planted by people who dress and act like the ones who were "executed" by our soldiers?
Hmmmm.........www.robotz.com/ also www.psychicnetwork.com/.